01-18-2016, 10:36 PM
That awkward moment when you're the smart one in your family and your brother messes about all the time and your Dad is as thick as s*** yet somehow got a job in a nuclear power plant and then you realise your entire family has jaundice but it doesn't seem to matter as you've not aged in twenty odd years. And your Mum has an awful blue perm.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.