Cat Humor

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cats.... cats EVERYWHERE! ^_^

Movies A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a cat sitting next to him. "Are you a cat?" asked the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The cat replied, "Well, I liked the book."

Front Seat A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a Siberian Lynx in the front seat. "What are you doing with that Siberian Lynx?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the cat again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that cat to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

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What's every cat's favorite song? - A: Three Blind Mice!