Some bad jokes...

[sox-and-the-city]

Lolz, heard those before. Here are a few, particularly awful ones:

Watson: 'What do you want a yellow door for, Holmes??'

Sherlock: 'Lemon entry, my dear Watson...'

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Child: 'Mummy, what's an orgasm??'

Mother: 'I don't know, ask your father!!'

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Why's a christmas tree better than a man??

It's always erect, stays up for twelve days and nights. It has cute balls and lookd good with the lights on...

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