Warning : bodily function ahead

[fjp999]

OMG, I cant believe that this thread is already two pages

LOLLING IRL!!!!

I actually wonder how can you clean it properly by standing.. coz surely if anything is there, then as you stand, the cheeks are going to squish it non!? ewwwwwww!!!!!

and he actually had his leg propped up on the loo, giving himself a proper good clean under there!!!!!
sorry for taking this too far!!!

OK, so I took detailed notes this evening... and just to be clear, WLM, it isnt like you jump up off the toilet and lock legs squeezing real tight, LOL...

you get off the seat, keep a little squat and wipe... you rid yourself of the toilet in any obstruction of reach, etc. You can also move around and get into a better position to take care of biz.

Wonder how many folks go as far as Bs bro?

Also wonder how many Asians using squat toilets stand up or stay squatted. With a squat toilet there really isnt a toilet to get in the way