Warning : bodily function ahead

[zeon]

Okay boys,everybody goes to the toilet here.Anyways,I discovered something new today : some people wipe their behinds while still sitting down on the toilet!This came as an absolute shock to me,I didn't think that was possible.Apparently it involves only putting one glute on the seat and then...(I stopped her before she continued).She has been doing this her whole life and she thought that everybody did it like her.I do my business,stand up then proceed to wipe.How do you do it?Are you familiar with this sitting maneuver?

If your on about dropping the kids off at the pool whilst standing up then i am sorry to say but i have to giggle because you would miss the bowl and also you would have to pick it up in your hands to place into the bowl and then wash ya clothes afterwards or if u gone in starkers wash the floor from the stains lmao..

Or have i got the wrong end of the stick????

Kindest regards

zeon x