What's on Your Mind

[yourname]

So there I am. Minding My own business when this Dude comes up to Me and says right into My sweet, angelic, cherub of a face, "Hey for 5 bucks can I take a picture of You like Your a surfer changing out of Your wetsuit in Malibu???"

So I get all huffy and say, "I want 10."

So He walks around in a circle and makes a phone call and looks Me dead in the eye and says, " For 10 I want a taste of the sac and a slow-dance..."

Last damn time I go shopping at Saks in Scottsdale.

Next time bring money and leave the Daisy Dukes at home and you won't get into trouble.