What's on Your Mind

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So there I am.

A delicate petal on a petit flower.

Minding My own business sitting at the bar doing that thing where You violently stab a jack knife thru your fingers as fast as You can.

When IceBlink walks up to Me.

He's all John Wayne with one foot on the barstool as He casually yet seductively rests His elbows on one raised knee...

Kind of awkward since He inexplicably chose to wear a kilt with no underwear.

ANYway - He asks if I think He would look better as a blonde. Then He tells Me He is thinking of becoming a phlebotomist even though He HATES needles.

Goes on to mention how under-rated American Quilting is in the Arts scene and HATES turkey burgers. Asks Me what I thought of Was (Not Was) and do I have a scarf He could borrow for a photo shoot...

Finally I am all like , "HEY ICE -- wtf????"

He explains that He was sitting in the limo all night doing cold medicine with Courtney again and NOTHING seems real.

I bought Him a tequila shot and went shopping.