What's on Your Mind

[Wade]

I'm hoping my acceptance letter comes from Hogwarts. School is starting soon.

Holy shit! I have something that relates to this.

I'm a music major, and this semester I'm taking a class on conducting. So I got this document from the professor:

CHOOSING A BATON

ORDER BY SEPTEMBER 1ST

1. Bend your arm to form a 90 degree angle.
2. Measure from the inner part of your elbow to your 2nd joint of your middle finger. It will about 15” or so.
3. This will give you the “average length” of a baton for you. I tend to buy a baton that is much longer then my average length.


Go to:
1. (I'm redacting this part so you can't find out my secret identity)
2. go down to (my school)-to make your order
3. choose a handle style and length
4. complete the information and place your order
5. The cost will be about $40 and will include a case
6. He guarantees his batons
7. He will ship all batons at one time. So make sure you do your order in a timely fashion

DO NOT
1. buy a cheap baton
2. buy a cork handle
3. buy a short baton-shorter then your “average length”
4. Wait. Everyone’s baton will be held up if you do not order by September 1.



.... doesn't that sound just like I'm going to Mr. Olivander's shop and choosing a wand!!! I was giddy when I first read it.