Going to Gay Pride but...

[CellarDweller]

You've already ran it by your mom and she did not understand the humor, so you already know you run the risk of other people not understanding it.

There is a popular t shirt for straight people at pride that says "Straight but not narrow." Maybe you could order that shirt from somewhere or make one yourself. There is another one out there that says "Just another straight person for gay rights." Also one that says "Straight supporter of gay rights."

I was just about to suggest this, you can find that shirt online on a lot of different sites.