Kids and home schooling?

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and is under no obligation to:

* have premises equipped to any particular standard
* have any specific qualifications
* cover the same syllabus as any school
* adopt the National Curriculum
* make detailed plans in advance
* observe school hours, days or terms
* have a fixed timetable
* give formal lessons
* reproduce school type peer group socialisation
* match school, age-specific standards
* seek permission to educate 'otherwise'
* take the initiative in informing the local authority
* have regular contact with the local authority

Basically send them to school then?