Driving Test

[marshlander]

...1, Wrote first car off March 2003
2, Run down two members of the public on a friday night (one was a lady and the other was middle eastern... guess which one tried to sue and failed )
3, Run over a hedgehog
4, Hit a rabbit and then go back and have to put it out its misery
5, Try a fancy manover in a car park find it goes totally wrong and clipping the bins leaves ya with a bill
6, running over a cat
7, Accidentally doing 49 mph in a 30 zone and getting caught and issued a ticket (mind u i was laughing at the copper because i had had one too many J2O's)
8, Forgetting what red lights are for late at night and getting blue lights instead... (telling them i fell asleep got me off this ticket)
9, you begin to blame all faults on the car and not the driver

And finally 10

You should just hand your licence back ...

I didn't realise how much I was placing my life at risk working in Brighton last Friday