What crime do you think I've committed?

[Smurlos]

Surlos remember to bring an uptodate map with yas retro copies are yesterdays news

Thanks for the advice mr, *note to self*
*scratches head* now where did i put that shovel?

Zeon was under the impression that the policeman on his tail was actually his surprise stripogram that his mates had hired for his birthday and was playing a game of cat and mouse. 45 mins later after 3 more cop cars join the chase and a flying chopper, zeon's car careers into a barn. Several hours of hot sex later and having put the handcuffs to good use, the policemen zip up, and get Zeon in the back of their police car and back to the station. At least they can't get him for resisting arrest... mile:

K so this time Smurlos has been arrested for theft of property...after makin a darin bid for freedom and escapin the police car he shrugged off his chaps and stole the first thing he came across from a washin line...unfortunately it was a 1950's floral print skirt and he wasn't able to run in it ... ala caught again

Klepto by name, klepto by nature :biggrin:

Phil was caught egging Buckingham Palace on Halloween... "all that money and they won't even give me a lollypop! so i gave them a treat alright!!" was his response to the criminal damages incurred, which included a £1,600 window cleaning charge the following morning.