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[IanG]

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'

Bartender,'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'

Bartender says, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Pirate says, 'I was in another fight. When I boarded the other ship my hand was cut off in a sword fight. I got fitted with a hook.I'm fine, really.'


Bartender says, 'What about that eye patch?'
Pirate says, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit right in m y eye.'
'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'?

Pirate says, 'It was my first day with the hook.'