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[IanG]

Defence Attorney:
Will you please state your age?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
I am 76 years old.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Did you know him?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
No, but he sure was friendly.

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
He started to rub my thigh.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Did you stop him?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
No, I didn't stop him.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Why not?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 20 years ago.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
What happened next?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
He began to touch my breasts.

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Did you stop him then?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
No, I certainly did not!

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
Why ever not?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
His touching made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

[B]Defence Attorney:[/B]
What happened next?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
Well, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'

[B]Defence Attorney: [/B]
Did he take you?

[B]Little Old Lady:[/B]
Hell, no! He just yelled,[B]'April Fool!'[/B]And that's when I shot him, the little b#st#rd.