Don'tcha just love funny emails!

[Woolfe]

A Choice Selection From An Emailed List of Courtroom Quotes:

• Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
  
• Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
  
• Lawyer: "What was he weari

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• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
  
• Witness: "No."
  
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
  
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
  
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
  
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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• Lawyer: "What happened then?"
  
• Witness: "He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'"
  
• Lawyer: "Did he kill you?"
  
• Witness: "....No."

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• Lawyer: "She had three children, right?"
  
• Witness: "Yes."
  
• Lawyer: "How many were boys?"
  
• Witness: "None."
  
• Lawyer: "Were there girls?"

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• Lawyer: "Are you married?"
  
• Witness: "No, I'm divorced."
  
• Lawyer: "And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
  
• Witness: "A lot of things I didn't know about."

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• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
  
• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

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Lawyer: "Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"

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