11-08-2016, 09:36 PM
LJay Wrote:Wouldn't banging a periscope out of shape with a hammer make it impossible for the U-boat to submerge. Sounds pretty gutsy to me.
Extra points for smashing the lens.
You could probably take out a super computer by pissing on it... but 007 would weep.
Just thinking of Brits in row boats to fight the Nazis, "ey chaps , did we bring the hammer? I got eet bob, bloody Nazis won know what eet em eh haha? get it? heet em? -_- -_-"
Roosevelt to Churchhill:
Roosevelt: "hammers? Your rowing out and hitting Uboats with bloody hammers?"
Churchhill: "Nay, regular ones. I must say, a sea man can find himself in quiet the squeeze when another bloke whacks his scope a bit."
Roosevelt:"..."
Churchhill "You must admit old boy, its an improvement, we could be painting our ships red..."
Roosevelt:".........."