Can I put my desires aside and help him?

[drobs]

Invite him over for a movie at your place, sit real close to him. See what happens next...
Cheezie pickup lines might work too.

Nice shoes. Want to ____?

I have a habit of missing huge clues. Was out drinking at the Officer's Club on base and got in a discussion with another civilian over the Supreme Court legalizing Gay Marriage. This really cute blond muscle boy Officer sits down next to me and proceeds to rub his leg under my leg. Being a little drunk I completely missed it!!!