Sister-In-Law from HELL

[Beaux]

There are some real grade A assholes in this world. Perhaps your sister in-law and my date from last night should hook up...

If it were up to me I'd say slap her and bail you out later lol

Well, if this tells you anything about her:

She is 56 years old, and despite being rather attractive and holding a good paying job, she has never had a relationship that lasted more than a week or two.

She lives with over 300(!) birds of assorted species (mostly parrots) and has 12 dogs, 20+ cats, and a handful of other animals (a goat, a horse, rats, hamsters, a raccoon....).

I have only been to her house once. I will NEVER go back, due to the AWFUL smell of animal urine and shit....

I feel certain, one day in the future we will get a phone call from the police asking for my husband to come and identify her weeks-dead body that some unfortunate neighbor has stumbled across and called 911...

~Beaux