God gave me the "bitchface"!

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I was probably constructed from bit and pieces the parents found in a dumpyard, I think.

Yes, yes, for the world I face everyday I'm a world class cold bastard asshole. It may have something to do with me refusing to smile, me putting a face of sheer disdain and me using sarcasm 99% of the time maybe. Who knows.

I'm not really like that on the inside, but I look the part for sure. Heh.

Oh and well, peeps here will tell you I'm volatile.