God gave me the "bitchface"!

[Sylph]

Hehe I am a person who puts a lot of weight on visual appearance, despite not looking like it.
So God (or whatever) gave me horrible hair that I can't style in any way, wide hips and narrow shoulders, body acne, a hairy back and a beer belly. Well thanks for beer at least.

So I don't care a lot about fashion and clothes, but put everything into interior design, nice furniture, decoration and my place will always be perfectly tidy when I expect visitors. I can't express my personality with my body / clothes, but with interior design, that's why I spend 10 times more money on decoration and furniture than on clothes.

I have so much style, but not on myself

Puh leeze, your Sexy ass looks just fine.

I've seen worse hairy men from foreign, trust me!!

Men who has hairy hairy back and prolapsive bellies , it's a wonder really, and their wives are typically not far behind...

I think you look fine dear.


Us wide hip bitches need to stick together! I'll show you how to rock that phat ass