hot but smelly

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Furthermore typically when something has an odor its due to the presence of bacteria and said bacteria's byproduct, do you want that in your body regardless of orifice?

Do you know that you have bacteria on you all over your body and in your intestines (which is physiologically actually an external environment), and in your holes? Bacteria are ubiquitous. Even taking a shower doesn't get rid of all the bacteria on your body, and soon after you'll be contaminated with them anyway.

I don't see this as an argument. Bacteria are always present. Bacteria eat certain proteins in sweat and break it down into acids which causes the smell. It has a lot more to do with the person's diet and medical conditions (if any) that influences the body odor, not the presence of bacteria itself.