I think I might be an Asian?

[Sylph]

You eat burnt parts of rice from the bottom of the pot? And no onions for me either, thank you.


I have no idea what any of those things are, by the way. And that's a nice plan, but how're you gonna get me to eat any of that?

Of course darlin' , it's a bess ding enuh! A lil Bittles nuh do ya nothin, de bitts... da yum ta chooks girl!!
[Of course Darling, You know they're the best! A little burnt rice won't be bad for you, the rice... they're delicious as fuck girl!]


You need to come off that high horse darlin, how you could be so picky, but ya not had it before?

Ya go eat it, 'fore I shove de ding dahn ya gullet