What would you do?

[Insertnamehere]

I would ban any kind of religion-based intervention in politics and remove anything religious-based currently in any law. Bye bye Islamic theocracies, bye bye Opus Dei Catholic nutjobs, bye bye creationism at school, bye bye to some of the Republican bullshit (and their political equivalents all across the world), bye bye Vatican, I will enjoy watching the Italian State absorb that ridiculous bit of land that Argentine nutjob deported back to Buenos Aires.

Too much?

WWYD if you got into bed at night, felt something strange under the covers, turned on the light and found this in bed with you:

That's dinner right there. Crabs are delicious.


WWYDI so many things in your life spiraled out of control that you feel nearly suicidal?