What do people often mistake you for?

[Insertnamehere]

1) A straight dude that should totally go dancing with that psychology degree chick

2) Most things that people talk to me about usually have me putting a face of "Do I look like I give shit about that?" but they just go on and on. I really don't know how much more indifferent I can be for them to pick it up.

3) An OBVIOUSLY submissive person, bordeline pushover. I assume it's because I'm quiet and polite most of the time in real life. Even head-on-shoulder guy thought that about me.

4) Someone who knows the scheduled time for and watches "x" and "y" football match. Sure thing. I just LOVE football

5) A post-graduate/doctorate student. Soon, bitches, soon.

6) Someone with the "patience of a saint" Bitch puh-leeze

7) Someone blessed with having just the best parents ever.

8) A cold distant bastard that would never in a million years could like hugs or show affection.