Playful flirting

[JCasey]

Today I went to the hardware store where two young guys work. They both are what I like to call 2x4s because they are long and thin. I swear their bodies measure maybe 15" wide by 6" thick. They are both college guys, so it isn't a creepy pedo thing.

Both are well over 6' tall, as is another employee, prompting me to ask if they had a minimum height requirement. They replied that they were forming a company basketball team. An older gentleman who works there is also a retired police chief. He joined into the banter, teasing the guys. I told him that if he was going to harass them, he had to go through me. He scoffed and made fun of my weight. I replied "remember all of those times you wrestled me to the ground and put me in handcuffs? He replied, "That never happened". I said "That's right, and it never will, you had better remember that the next time you challenge a guy my size." We laughed and when he left to do something I said to the young guys "that would have a totally different meaning if people didn't know he was a police officer, but he is too old for me". One young guy responded, "age is just a number" as I left. I just smiled.

Damn, those young guys were so thin, I could hug both of them at once and still be able to scratch my balls.

Hey, I enjoyed it, and I am sure they had something to talk about after I left.