Do Britons have an annual face stuffing?

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We North Americans are about to engage in the celebration of white dominance over the natives by eating ourselves silly, engaging in a certain amount of drink and some of us will watch football, whatever that is.

Do Britons have anything similar? The Queen's Birthday? Midsummer Revels? The Inauguration of Heat?

The murdering and consumption of turkeys is pretty big business here. Perhaps it could be a boost to the economy.

Hmm....I wonder how you would curry a turkey...

Well some folks are known to do duck, goose...or some other unlucky bird...

I have heard of some people doing a ham but I think most people do that for Christmas, at least that's how my folks do it...