The Old Drive By

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So I was walking downtown the yesterday, I was about to hit the bridge when it hear this.
FFFFAAAGG GGGGG GGG OOOTTTT!!!!

Some guy in a car randomly decided to yell it at me as he drove by. At first I was just really confused, in my head i was like "what how does that guy know???" afterwards I realized the drive by bigotry came from a Sliver GrandAm GT, my old buddy Gary who I work with down at the loading docks with last summer drives a Sliver GrandAM GT. Now I know it was most likely just Gary being a jackass so I let it slide.

This was my first experience with the old drive by I’m sure most you have experienced this but this was my first experience with the old drive by. Almost feels like a right of passage

A RITE of passage, young man, not a RIGHT of WAY...
It's a horrible RITE of passage if you ask me. I heard some (non recognisable) students driving past me last year, who shouted something similar to me.... and it was so full of cowardly disrespect (even if they knew I was gay, which they don't)... I felt really enraged. I wish I could have nailed their asses ... in a legal way!


FFFFAAAGG GGGGG GGG OOOTTTT!!!!

btw do I recognise the DOPPLER effect so dear to a certain Sheldon?