Aries
4000 years ago a shooting star shot across the sky. A small tribe witnessed this event and beheld it with wonder and awe. The tribes people asked the tribe elder, a seer, what this meant. The seer said the meaning of this event was unclear, so he would have to perform a special rite to ascertain the meaning.
The seer went to a remote location deep in the woods. He ground some bones and threw the dust into a blazing fire, whilst chanting special words long since forgotten. The flames turned sapphire and the seer stared deep into their midst, observing the patterns and shapes forming there for a long time until the flames died out.
In the morning the seer returned to his people. “What did you see oh wise one? What did the bright arrow across the heavens mean?” they asked.
“I have divined the meaning of this great event” revealed the seer. “This flaming light across the skies has prophesied an event far in the future. In 4000 years my children there will be one who carries a second name, that of ‘@CellarDweller’ and the fates declare that he shall be banned!”
And thus it was so.
The seer went to a remote location deep in the woods. He ground some bones and threw the dust into a blazing fire, whilst chanting special words long since forgotten. The flames turned sapphire and the seer stared deep into their midst, observing the patterns and shapes forming there for a long time until the flames died out.
In the morning the seer returned to his people. “What did you see oh wise one? What did the bright arrow across the heavens mean?” they asked.
“I have divined the meaning of this great event” revealed the seer. “This flaming light across the skies has prophesied an event far in the future. In 4000 years my children there will be one who carries a second name, that of ‘@CellarDweller’ and the fates declare that he shall be banned!”
And thus it was so.
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.
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