Banned because:
1) wears a hat
2) too cheerful
3) delusional wins in other threads
4) bans me too frequently
5) it’s Friday
6) called Chuck
7) slept last night
8) has the tag line ‘blabber mouth’
9) tickles people
10) has enjoyed ice cream
11) has judged people to be a specific type of ‘bro’
12) is a member of an online forum
13) has used a microwave
14) has sung a song
15) has the letter ‘d’ in his forum nickname
1) wears a hat
2) too cheerful
3) delusional wins in other threads
4) bans me too frequently
5) it’s Friday
6) called Chuck
7) slept last night
8) has the tag line ‘blabber mouth’
9) tickles people
10) has enjoyed ice cream
11) has judged people to be a specific type of ‘bro’
12) is a member of an online forum
13) has used a microwave
14) has sung a song
15) has the letter ‘d’ in his forum nickname
Gossip is the Devil’s telephone; best just to hang up.