I just don't get it

[marshlander]

Anderson is not gay!! No way. He's just so well groomed is all But my Anderson is straight!!

Hmm, had to look him up. In May 2007, Out magazine ranked him second behind David Geffen in its list of the fifty "Most Powerful Gay Men and Women in America."

In 2008 Out reported, “Anderson Cooper has finessed it where straight women who have a crush on him think he’s straight and gay men actually think he’s out. [The glass closeters] are able to play different niche audiences to whatever sexual orientation those people want, and they believe it!”

http://www.out.com/detail.asp?page=3&id=22392