Ever seen a ghost ? [DO NOT READ if you are of a nervous disposition xxx]

[blu]

Oh god, I've seen a lot of ghosts. Where to start, well, the first one was when I was three or four and I saw a whole bunch of flying ghost balls just start zooming through my room and out the unopened window. I swear I heard a little girls voice come from one of them. The next one was a few weeks later where I saw an extremely pale man naked on top of my brother with a knife, but then he just disappeared when I starting talking. Whew, um, the next one, it was a good four or five years later and I was in a new house. I woke up one night and a saw a turtle on top of my TV. It started asking me Calculus questions and told me not to bother him again if I didn't want to be tested on my Calculus skills. o.0. I think I'll stop there, I can't quite remember all of my other experiences well because I was always half asleep during them.