War with Iran, will the UK help

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I blew up the World Trade Center. That's right, I rode my magical gryphon, Al, to the top of the towers with my friend Mildred the Sasquatch and planted the bombs

Laugh it up while you can. Homeland Security will be talking to you shortly (starting with "What's a gryphon?" with gryphon pronounced "grIEp-hon"). Hey, when they do tell them you can't say because you signed a non disclosure agreement with Hogwarts. 'Course you can expect them to act like Death Eaters after that, so maybe not.

Excuse me, there are some men in black knocking at my door who looked peeved. BRB.