Gringrich says gays better vote for Obama

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Comic relief (but wouldn't it be cool if this were true?):

http://www.borowitzreport.com/

In a development that has imperiled his front-runner status in the Republican presidential race, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich has plunged in the polls as voters have begun to remember who he is.

Mr. Gingrich had been surging in recent weeks, but according to pollster Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota’s Opinion Research institute, “That was before people’s memories of who New Gingrich is started gradually kicking in.”

According to a new poll released today, Mr. Gingrich fared especially poorly among voters who agreed with the statement, “Wait a minute, that guy? He was an enormous dick.”

Btw, be sure to see this one, too:

http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/12/16...somewhere/