official end of the world thread

[Eromir]

The end of the world has been predicted countless times, often by people who have a direct com-link to aliens on Orion in their heads. Well, it hasn't happened yet. Must be because the Pana Wave Laboratory is fending off all of the evil seals carrying apocalyptic electromagnetic waves form the Arctic (I wish i was making this up). Admittedly, in the Mayan case the source is of terrestrial origin, but the significance of it is largely made up by masochistic day-dreaming. Does anyone worry that the world will cease to exist when the numbered boxes in calendar on their wall run out at end of every year?
Wouldn't actually mind an apocalypse right about now. At least, i wouldn't have to get up for work every morning at 6:30 AM.