03-02-2013, 02:14 PM
Granted! Later today you are arrested for having Karl Lagerfeld's closet in your possession. You are later convicted of felony theft and spend the next twenty years in prison.
On the upside... you do develop a very close relationship with your cellmate. Of course, he does pimp you out to other prisoners for cigarettes, but hey, no relationship is perfect.
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I wish that I could alter reality to a middle earth kind of scenario.
On the upside... you do develop a very close relationship with your cellmate. Of course, he does pimp you out to other prisoners for cigarettes, but hey, no relationship is perfect.
I wish that I could alter reality to a middle earth kind of scenario.
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