Ruin you wish!!

[Lalo]

Granted- In fact...since you chained with Bowyn... both wishes are granted! Now your sinus tracts flow freely. In fact the copious amounts of snot flows out of your nostrils in a continuous and unstoppable stream. Eventually worldwide attention is drawn to this phenomena and people in the media begin calling you the "Snot Brothers"! Your reputation grosses most people out, but luckily you each find a never ending stream of dates from people who have snot fetishes. In fact, snot fetishists are so enamored of your gifts that they will pay you, leading you both to live the lives of being "snot-whores".

I wish that my PC hadn't just died today!!