07-10-2013, 05:58 PM
He did, it was an unpublished tome called The Gay Elf Dungeon of Mirkwood. Mentioned elsewhere only in a tiny Silmarillion footnote. It stars a young, hapless elf named David who finds himself trapped in a dungeon, stripped and forced to where a french maid outfit, tied up, gagged, and spanked repeatedly by big burly Men in leather jackets, after which he must satisfy their every appetite...
...Oh how I wish I could read it again
...Oh how I wish I could read it again