Ruin you wish!!

[southbiochem]

So, that's 2 wishes to ruin....fine, you suddenly lost all ability to bake cookies so you can't make more, and then you meet the guy who eats all your current ones so he wants more, but now you can't give him more, hence he leaves....ugh...

(but really, I would throw in your way a guy with high metabolism rate so he desn't get all chubby with so many cookies)..

You know why I think it can actually work here? First, there will be a forced municipal registration of pets, so once you find yourself with an unregistered pet,.or you suddenly donpt have any and you haved it registered.... bam, pay the price...secondly, other than Santiago, which holds 7 of the 17 million of Chilean souls, there is no such thing in Chile as a "big city" hence, municipal authorities often find themselves with limited population to watch over, which helps a lot at the time to enforce such laws...thirdly...there is at least 1 old, gossipy, nosy lady in every neighbourhood who loves animals and has the time and will to denounce any infringement

I wish I had the will and courage to go out there and search for love...