03-03-2014, 06:38 AM
Granted, and surprisingly, nothing goes wrong. This makes you suspicious. Very suspicious. Extremely suspicious. Very, extremely, suspicious. In fact, you think you need a vacation from all of these trustworthy people. Seriously. It's freaking you out. A white lie never hurt anyone, you know? Is this normal? People used to show up late for things, it's almost robotic and unseemly, the lost wallet that found it's way back into your mail box didn't even have a dollar missing, what's happened to the world, it's unnatural, how is this happening, WHY WON'T ANYONE TELL A SINGLE GOD DAMN LIE! IT'S NOT NATURAL!
Unfortunately, despite nothing going wrong, the sudden increase in trustworthiness forces you to take a moderate vacation from society. You don't know if you'll be emerging from your hobbit hole any time soon. Stupid good two shoes. You'll catch them in a lie. You will. You so know you will. They'll see. They aren't perfect. You know. You're watching. You're always watching.
(Don't take my wish corruptions personally, I have fun writing them).
I wish I could sleep.
Unfortunately, despite nothing going wrong, the sudden increase in trustworthiness forces you to take a moderate vacation from society. You don't know if you'll be emerging from your hobbit hole any time soon. Stupid good two shoes. You'll catch them in a lie. You will. You so know you will. They'll see. They aren't perfect. You know. You're watching. You're always watching.
(Don't take my wish corruptions personally, I have fun writing them).
I wish I could sleep.