01-29-2012, 03:35 AM
One of my favorite jokes...
Four nuns die and go to heaven and they are sitting in the reception area when St Peter emerges...
He tells them that before they go inside they have to confess any sins...and then there was a long uncomfortable silence...
..so finally one nun finds her voice and speaks up in a shaky voice..."I have to confess that on more than one occasion I spyed on Father Mark and looked at his penis"...so St Peter and points her to the single bowl of holy water and tells her to wash her eyes out which she did and promptly went though the gate...
..a few minutes later the second nun piped up "I have to confess that I not only saw Father Marks penis...I touched it...frequently"...and so St Peter once again pointed to the bowl and directed her to wash her hands...which she did...and the gate opened once again...
Well...the third and fourth nuns just sat there in silence for over an hour and finally the fourth nun starts to rise and speak and the third nun jumps up and pushes her back and blurts out......"F*ck that...I am gonna gargle before she sticks her ass in that bowl"
Four nuns die and go to heaven and they are sitting in the reception area when St Peter emerges...
He tells them that before they go inside they have to confess any sins...and then there was a long uncomfortable silence...
..so finally one nun finds her voice and speaks up in a shaky voice..."I have to confess that on more than one occasion I spyed on Father Mark and looked at his penis"...so St Peter and points her to the single bowl of holy water and tells her to wash her eyes out which she did and promptly went though the gate...
..a few minutes later the second nun piped up "I have to confess that I not only saw Father Marks penis...I touched it...frequently"...and so St Peter once again pointed to the bowl and directed her to wash her hands...which she did...and the gate opened once again...
Well...the third and fourth nuns just sat there in silence for over an hour and finally the fourth nun starts to rise and speak and the third nun jumps up and pushes her back and blurts out......"F*ck that...I am gonna gargle before she sticks her ass in that bowl"