really bad jokes

[Sui]

A few of my own (horrid) creation.

Q:What do you call a band that's made up of weeping willows?

A:Linkin Bark

Q:What was their hit single?

A:"With Yew"

Then a stupid conversation and a joke gone wrong with me and a friend.
WARNING: dead baby joke



Me: What do you call a bunch of dead babies falling out of an airplane?
Him: Good times?

[XRIMO]

Dead baby jokes, I have a friend who printed off a whole list of them. One of only ones I remember is:

What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and truck load of dead babies?
You can unload one with a pitchfork.

[Wilem]

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise.

Woot.

[Mark]

Why dont seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be called bagels! :biggrin:

[Wilem]

That's off Penguin wrappers! Woot!

[Mark]

That's off Penguin wrappers! Woot!

LOL HOW DID YOU KNOW :eek:

[ClosetBoy]

haha i have a few dead baby jokes (as bad as they are...)

Q: What's funner than throwing a baby?

A: Catching it with a shovel.

(that one's my favorite lol)

Q: What's the difference between a Furarri and a pile of dead babies?

A: I don't have a Furarri in my garage.

I have a few more that are really...disgusting...which i won't post unless someone asks lol

(uh i prob just put this on a really old thread but w/e mile: )

[Wilem]

Ohhhh Saltybeanz not gunna like them!

#gets ready to comfort a traumatised welsh guy#

[Mark]

Ohhhh Saltybeanz not gunna like them!

#gets ready to comfort a traumatised welsh guy#

I really dont like them :frown: They are vile.

[Wilem]

#comforts a traumatised welsh guy#

Don't worry saltybeanz, it'll all be ok soon.