Best and funniest gay quotes everrr

[BabyPolarBear]

To a gay guy boobs on a girl are like ears on a dog...

Some are floppy, some are pointy. They can make the dog either look cute or nasty.
But at the end of the night you're still not fucking the dog.

[Sylph]

Aww, I think boobies are okay, as long as my friends don't ask me to hold theirs >.> . Kinda awkward.

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[I just made this up, so yes, it's corny :p ]

A Straight guy and a Gay guy were hanging out at a bar;


Gay Guy: Hey, what do you do for a living?

Straight guy: I'm a deepsea diver.

Gay Guy: Really? How deep do you usually go?

Straight guy: Well, I try to go as deep as I can, but sometimes I have to take a short break and go at it again harder until I reach the spot I'm looking for.

Gay Guy: Is that right? And what happens when you reach the spot?

Straight Guy: Well, I stop there and I have to rub the spot, until I find what I'm looking for.

Gay Guy: I see, you know what's funny about that?

Straight Guy: What?

Gay Guy: That sounds alot like what my buddy does with me, almost every night now.

Straight Guy: What???

Gay Guy: Yeah, he's helping me clean out my garage and sometimes we have to go really deep, before we need to stop and then rub away dirt to identify what it is we're throwing away. What were you thinking? .

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My lame attempt .

[monk]

Two gay guys in a bar . . .

1st guy) Your zip's coming undone.

2nd guy (checks flies) No, it's not.

1st guy) Oh yes it is - I've made my mind up! :tongue:

[Puck]

This one has always been one of my personal favorites....


I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that shit about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner?
-Rob Nash