Thou Shall Not..

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not say 'worm' when ye mean 'warm'.

There is a great difference between "thy jacket is worm" and "thy jacket is warm".....

[Blue]

Thou shalt not criticize minor SEPELLING errors. :tongue:

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not make unsolicited Sales calls to my home to try and sell me things I don't need, just to make thy call stats look good! Get thee lost!

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Though shalt not rain on my parades.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not yell there is a phone call for me ,while I am taking a shower.

[monk]

Thou shalt not make me tea or coffee without sugar.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Though Shalt not feed the Dogs caramels until they puke!

[Blue]

Thou shalt not feed my horse oranges - Jes did it again this morning.

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not buy into Corporate Christmas. Thou shalt be a cantankerous curmudgeon instead.

[Rainbowmum]

Thou shalt not try and drown my Drizabone Akubra in a Dam to test if it is water proof.
( My great niece, miss mischief )