Thou Shall Not..

[trywait]

thou shall not be afraid to hang out in the library

[Miles]

Thou shall not stay up till 7:30am again. (Talking to you, Miles.)

[ChrisD]

Thou shall not try to sell me chicken soup as a magic medicine that shall get rid of fever, cure my sore throat, end world hunger etc

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shall not question the magic powers of chicken soup!

[Miles]

Thou shall not believe in magic, unless it's real.

Wait...

[trywait]

try????

thou shall not be afraid of ninjas

[monk]

Thou shalt not expect much.

[Bookworm]

Thou shalt not ring me in the middle of the night when you are drunk!

[Kat]

Thou shall not bug me when I'm reading.

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Thou shalt not leave the dog's flea shampoo next to the human shampoo.

On the bright side I won't have to worry about fleas and ticks for a while......