Taurus
05-24-2012, 05:14 PM
A gay whale couple were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. One of them recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the other, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink. They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The whale who's family were killed was enraged that they were going to get away and told the other "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the other was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look", he said, "I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen."
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, but it was funny 
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Love it , too funny.
omg, that was funny, i was kinda hoping this thread was about actual whales though.
