How to confuse others

[Enigma]

Easily done. When somebody says a perfectly ordinary thing to you, you reply with a silly answer. Such as>>>

Please take a seat..................How Far?
What's on the TV...................Two photographs and an ornament.
I am watching the TV............. Oh, how far has it moved?


and so on

[voice]

I like to go into a store and when I try something on I come out of the dressing room and say to my partner (loud enough for others to hear and with a confused and slightly uncomfortable look) "Does this look heterosexual on me?"

[Smurlos]

I think the most common is when people say "Hang on"
And then you reply "to what?" Hehe :biggrin:

[Enigma]

Then of course you get the old chestnut.

How do you do?..............How do I do what?

Or "Are you from London?"...."Yes"....."Which Part?"......"All of me"

[RoydonLeeJ]

"Are you from London?"...."Yes"....."Which Part?"......"My left art and three of my toes"