Thinks Cappuccino is an actor. As in Leonardo DiCappuccino.
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Is made entirely of pixels
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Plays nothing but Snakes and ladders.
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Was thrown out of Walmart for being too common.
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Has a theory about evolution involving the duck-billed platypus and meat pies.
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Plays the flute and rides a magic carpet
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Sells oceanfront property in Nebraska.
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Sells butt scratchers at baseball games
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Is really Archimedes Merlin's pet owl .
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