Rides astride a wooly Mammoth!
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Hates anything written by Charles Lutwidge Dodgson.
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Runs the 20K marathons aiming to be the last person to cross the finish line.
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Is violent against condoments, served time for murdering a mustard sachet, and is under investigation for harrasing some tomato ketchup
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Still hasn't gotten that mayonnaise sachet open.
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