lie to me

[partis]

if he was ever bitten by a zombie, the zombie would change into him

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Swims the Channel weekly.

[mbennet35]

Uses his abs as a cheese grater

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is the biological father of 523 children.

[partis]

Plays polo with prince William & chums

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Debriefs the Queen Daily.

[southbiochem]

Is a 32 year old bi man who adores children

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Is an elephant breeder, specializing in extracting semen for artificial insemination from bull elephants.

[southbiochem]

thinks he's a human with elvish delusions, but in reality he's a dwarf

[Bowyn Aerrow]

Loves the holidays so much he is already singing Christmas Carols and making Egg Nog.