lie to me

[Jovial]

Has switched to the numbers in his reported age so as to appear younger

[MisterTinkles]

Wears a rubber chicken costume to attract men

[Jovial]

Boring!
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[MisterTinkles]

Has no concept of chickens

[Jovial]

Has no concept of cats :p

[MisterTinkles]

Took off with the neighbors son.........

[partis]

Lives in a shopping cart

[MisterTinkles]

Hates men with a passion

[Jovial]

Not omnipotent

[MisterTinkles]

**GASP**

HOW could you say SUCH a thing!!!!! Even in JEST???!!!!!
*faint*




^^tastes like chicken